Hilarity occurs often in meetings of the Whitman Medieval Society and the Renaissance Faire committee. There's a lot of crossover in membership of these two groups, and whenever we get together, weirdness ensues. Damn are we ever weird. And we love it. I recorded some of these quotes, and our loving WMS secretary recorded others (they are the key part of the minutes). Names have (usually) been abbreviated or withheld to protect the weird. Blang! Huzzah!
"Flatulent monks in German!"
"Yay! Bruise!"
"Afro tart!"
"We could search for the compositum."
"Ha ha ha ha ha. . .NO!"
"Bunch of Philistines!"
"She collects all our money for drinking and whoring."
"It's over the bodies of dead senior citizens!"
"Twit has a new car. It's his third one this year."
"You look like you're about to take a munch from his neck."
"Are you saying she looks like a man?"
"No no. This is just you and your legs."
"Let's do this thing like a wicked ass bitch."
"She probably wants to kill and eat me."
"I didn't know my ass could bleed that much."
"Hey Kevin, let's tie you up in duct tape and set your hair on fire!"
"Rat souffle, rat pie, and rat-tat-touie!"
"Light fighting is like marijuana: it's a gateway to heavier things."
"Duck flavored slushies!"
"B., um, what are you doing here?"
"We can send plague rats into Congress!"
"Quack! Quack like a duck, boy!"
"You wanna do a duck?"
"I'm shellacking the duck!"
"We'll go into duck mechanics later."
"I can never get enough medieval BDSM."
"Half-done, half-baked, half-witted"
"'I turn into a duck by the light of the moon! BWAHAHAH -'
'A duck?'
'Well, all the good animals were taken.'"
"Good thing you're not mentally ill."
"Don't garrot me!"
"Oh, collapsed lung? I'm sorry."
"That's my measuring tape, don't eat it!"
"I need your head again."
"Men, do each other."
"We'll just have B. measure himself."
"The mice are furious."
"... sucking and poking ..."
"It's a pump-action cock!"
"How hard is it to get shellac off the human body?"
"Shellac the ruff!"
"woof woof! Or whatever dogs say in Old Norse."
"Voof voof!"
"Carve a Celtic design in your ASS!"
"It should've been a mullet duck."
"Don't camp downwind of Biffies."
"Everywhere is downwind of
Biffies."